PRETZELS.

I less than three you so much. Forget cake.

That was an interesting phone conversation…

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ashesandice:

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ashesandice:

And you were willingly going to leave me here with the devil’s wife? You are just as bad as they are, honestly. 

I’d extend the invitation but I doubt you want to spend the summer with my girlfriend and I in an apartment in LA.

What’s her name again?

Antoinette Beaumont. You go to school with her everyday.

Ah. Her. You’re right, I’d rather suffer with my mother then go to LA with you two.

That was an interesting phone conversation…

fillsuptheemptinessinside:

ashesandice:

And you were willingly going to leave me here with the devil’s wife? You are just as bad as they are, honestly. 

I’d extend the invitation but I doubt you want to spend the summer with my girlfriend and I in an apartment in LA.

What’s her name again?

That was an interesting phone conversation…

fillsuptheemptinessinside:

ashesandice:

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Yes, she’s said, and I quote, “I’d be a bad parent if I didn’t stay at home to raise this child so I’m coming out of work but your father will carry on working away from home.”

That fucking bitch. Can I move out, can you fly me to LA? New York? Antarctica?

Go where you want to, I’m going back to LA in about a week.

And you were willingly going to leave me here with the devil’s wife? You are just as bad as they are, honestly. 

That was an interesting phone conversation…

fillsuptheemptinessinside:

Yes, she’s said, and I quote, “I’d be a bad parent if I didn’t stay at home to raise this child so I’m coming out of work but your father will carry on working away from home.”

That fucking bitch. Can I move out, can you fly me to LA? New York? Antarctica?

That was an interesting phone conversation…

fillsuptheemptinessinside:

ashesandice:

It’s funny how you’re more in contact with them than anyone else besides their business partners and you don’t know the first thing about them. Adorable.

I’d put it down to a lack of communication on their behalf and lack of interest on mine. By the way, you’ll be excited to know that this means at the end of the month, she’ll be coming home and staying home. 

Mother’s coming home? And she’s staying home?

That was an interesting phone conversation…

fillsuptheemptinessinside:

ashesandice:

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ashesandice: 

Well….this is great. Wonderful. Joyous. A reason for celebration. 

You know where the alcohol is.

The nerve of that woman, the nerve of that man. Couldn’t be bothered to call. Really, poor child. This would be a waste of perfectly good wine.

They’ll probably call you some time tomorrow. All they said to me was that they wanted me to be the first to know, can’t imagine why they’d think that.

It’s funny how you’re more in contact with them than anyone else besides their business partners and you don’t know the first thing about them. Adorable.

That was an interesting phone conversation…

fillsuptheemptinessinside:

ashesandice: 

Well….this is great. Wonderful. Joyous. A reason for celebration. 

You know where the alcohol is.

The nerve of that woman, the nerve of that man. Couldn’t be bothered to call. Really, poor child. This would be a waste of perfectly good wine.

That was an interesting phone conversation…

fillsuptheemptinessinside:

ashesandice:

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ashesandice:

Jesse St. James, please just tell me.

Okay, but don’t say I didn’t warn you. In less than 6 months you will no longer be the youngest St. James sibling.

…..When the hell did they get the time to have sex?

Their trip to Hawaii at the end of February probably.

Well….this is great. Wonderful. Joyous. A reason for celebration. 

That was an interesting phone conversation…

fillsuptheemptinessinside:

ashesandice:

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I’d rather not tell you because I know you won’t like it.

Jesse St. James, please just tell me.

Okay, but don’t say I didn’t warn you. In less than 6 months you will no longer be the youngest St. James sibling.

…..When the hell did they get the time to have sex?